Confession #14
I don't trust vegans. I also don't trust those that dislike chocolate, popcorn, and minorities.
Labels: chocolate, confession, minorities, popcorn, trust, vegans
posted by Lexia at 9:00 PM
6.12.2007
I don't trust vegans. I also don't trust those that dislike chocolate, popcorn, and minorities.
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7 Comments:
Vegans dislike minorities? Or are those two separate statements?
Nevermind. You added the "also." Or I skipped over it the first time.
Sorry.
Wait, do you not trust those who don't like chocolate, popcorn, AND minorities or those who don't like chocolate, popcorn, OR minorities?
Vegans are minorities. Therefore you don't trust yourself. Ha Ha. Notice the subtle phase shift. I learned that from taking the LSAT.
I think you bring up a valid point. It's hard to trust something you don't understand. Popcorn and chocolate are so good. I even eat them together sometimes. Have you tried it? My trust is on the line;)
Nice, Brigham. I will definitely fix this dumb grammatical error.
Indeed, Frey, I think part of the irony of this confession is that vegans are in fact minorities. Maybe you're the only one who figured that out so you get the blue ribbon! As far as chocolate and popcorn goes, when watching a movie, I like to alternate between popcorn and Reeses Peanut Butter Cups AND/OR M&Ms. If we're talking about Chocolate covered popcorn, I'm a little skeptical.
Hey Sara, remember at Westwood when they used to give us ribbons for winning things on field day? I cherished those ribbons.
I only ever got one ribbon. It should've been blue, but because of a momentary lapse into self-doubt, my friend and I lost the 3-legged race. I will forever curse the 10-year me on that day . . .
BUT! Back to the post at hand! I think I distrust people who don't like chocolate or lots of baked goods. I also wonder about people who like bands that play songs like "I Have Become Cumbersome." Or emo.
Um, Sara? I like that Cumbersome song. You know that. What are you saying?!?
Come on, "too black or too white, too wrong or too right, today or tonight"? Those are great lyrics. :)
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